are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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