No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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