He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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