Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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