giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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