3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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