after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
so much tequila, so little girl.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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