He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
