I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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