i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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