He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
im holly from the hills drunk
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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