I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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