so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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