I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
