she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
it's like iHOP with fire
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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