She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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