She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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