so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
