doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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