I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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