Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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