So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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