i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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