I'm drive I can fine osifer
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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