I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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