haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
sarcasm needs its own font
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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