I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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