apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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