got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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