Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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