hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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