I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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