She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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