I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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