Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I love you.
Bad choice
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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