Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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