Your tits are I can't wait for
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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