Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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