Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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