today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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