I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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