All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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