Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
