Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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