OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
How's work?
Spinning.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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