Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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