so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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