all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I can't put those talents on a resume
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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