BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
