i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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