The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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