she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
