what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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