yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
whose ass print is on the piano?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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